Packer Grades from Monday Night

My grade for gb's performance or lack thereof is as follows:
special teams: D+ (Yeah Rayner made a long 54 yarder, but missed from the same distance BADLY and it was going the same way! Ryan is an improvement from BlowJob Sander, BUT can a punter win you any games? nope, not with this O and D!)

Offense: D Favre and Jennings are about the only bright spots. O line is terrible, Driver was visibly AFRAID, and they have yet to find a back who can HOLD ONTO THE BALL! What about cashing in on all those first half turnovers? And they did next to nothing with the ball handed to them repeatedly in the first half

Defense: D- Yeah, they forced a bunch of key turnovers in the first half, but that was the only thing that saved the team from getting blown out EARLIER! KGB and Kampman are undersized and undertalented, respectively (and both grossly OVERPAID!), Carroll finally got the axe, but what about the other guys on D. Where has superman Nick Collins been ALL YEAR! the guy is terrible, after being gushed over last season. Charles Woodson and A. J. Hawk both played solid games all things considered. Brady Poppinga is a joke

Coaching: F Mike McCarthy is a clueless idiot. He went for two 54 yard field goals and seems to be using THE SAME conservative offensive playbook. It's ridiculous. The special teams coaches, and defensive coaches are just as clueless. This guy has GOT to be fired! IF you fire Ray Rhodes after one season and cut players in week 4 then Mr. Mc has to go too. This guy's resume is less than desireable. He did nothing in New Orleans and nothing in San Francisco, why would Ted Thompson think he'd do anything different when he arrived in Green Bay.

Announcers: F The monday night crew and experience has been bastardized. Tony Kornheiser should have stayed home and observed the Jewish holiday. I do not care about his feeble attempts at humor, nor who is on his fantasy team. Who's cock did he suck to get the job? Mike Tirico is some lamewad twit who apparently sleeps with Kornheiser. Hey Mike, either get hairplugs OR shave your head. And dispense with trying to be blacke than you are. I'm more of a black man than you are, you Cracka-lack! Joe Theismann you are obsessed with one thing. Note: The donald driver drop is the reason the PAckers got hammered in the 2nd half. Uhh, no that is incorrect. Why don't you and Tony go on and on about how you love the Redskins while sharing your cock breath with Tirico.

Packers are still on pace to go 4-12 in my book.