2005-2006 NBA All-Ugly Team (honorable mention and 3rd team)

So the votes are in, and as always you have the list of the usual suspects along with a whole gang of new uglies. The bottom line is, you wouldn't want to wake up in the middle of the night with ANY of these guys standing at the foot of your bed. So without further ado, here they are. Mom and Dad, you should have been sterilized!!! Here's honorable mention and the 3rd teamers, stay tuned for 1st and 2nd teammers along with the ugly coach of the year. Discussion and feedback is welcome.

Honorable Mention - Greg Ostertag -Utah Jazz. Hey Greg, you were born in 1973 right? And you did go to college at Kansa, not the Naval Academy, correct? Let's update the hairdo ok?



Arydas Macijauskas - OKC/New Orleans Hornets.


This Lithuanian looks like a cross between the JAck in box from Rudolph the red nosed reindeer and a member of the Bay City Rollers.


Shaun Livingston - Los Angeles Clippers Wow, the Ludacris look isn't working for you baby. If this cat didn't have any underarm hair and that dirty sanchez I'd think he was from TLC. Oh yeah, Shaunie belongs to the LA Clippers, the ugliest overall team in the league!





Andrei Kirilenko - Utah Jazz If the Bride of Frankenstein mated with a POW this is what the offspring would look like. Would someone please feed this guy?


3rd Team:From left to right below, Luke Walton - Los Angeles Lakers. I can hear Daddy Bill Walton stoned out of his gourd now, "That's a terrrrrible pick. Awful, it was atroshhhhousssh!" Sorry Luke as hip as you think you may be, you're not, you still have Daddy's genes.

Hedo Turkoglu - Orlando Magic. Ok, we'll cut him a bit of slack, he is Turkish. Perhaps he could consult Pau Gasol on how to grow a beard.

Jason Kidd - New Jersey Nets. Not only is this guy incredibly ugly, but have you seen the size of his child's head! I feel sorry for his wife. And what thanks did Mrs. Kidd receive from hubby, oh that's right some domestic abuse. Bravo Jason!

Michael Finley - San Antonio Spurs. Well, ummm I'm sorry Michael but your complexion is bad and the ears aren't nearly big enough to distract us from that.

Pau Gasol - This guy is one of the weakest looking ballers in the league. Add to that his confused moronic sense of changing facial hair and this is one man who's trying to hide what he is...ugly!